I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!
I'm making 6 bucks an hour...(2 x)

Babysitting sucks but whatever they
Got junk food, kung fu, egg fu,
Dig Dug, a dog too
And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub,
I mean he's old but not dimed out
If I'm bad I'll turn around in the
Corner for Time Out
Aight Josh what you wanna do?
You wanna watch cartoons?(ya)
Hbo got Platoon(no!), hey get back in the room!
I assume your folks are gonna be out late,
Go make me Kool Aid
I'm a sit on the couch and
Masturbate then call my boyfriend
Gabe and see if he ate
Spit out my Bubbalicious and
Get to one of them big fridges
That could fit 10 midgets
Damn they're rich,
Hey she left me like fifty dishes
-bitch!
Let's try on ya mom's minks
Think she'll miss these Chanel links?
In high heels you look like
Jar Jar Binks- go play under the sink
(I want my daddy!)
I want your daddy as well
But if you tell, you'll die of sickle
Cell and God told me
You're goin straight to hell
Well if you don't like it I can leave
And then you'll be alone believe me
That's what the creepy monsters want
Plus I'll be taking your tv (no)
Put on your jammers and
Don't wet the bed I got a camera
I'll take a picture and show that
Little girl you like Sara
Oh and one more thing- there's been
Several mass murderers spotted
In the area

I'm a bad babysitter, got my
Boyfriend in your shower, Woo!
I'm makin 6 bucks an hour...

Let's make Fluffernutters don't
Fuckin utter another peep
I'll take the cookie cutter make
Star cookies outta ya skin
While you sleep
Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom
Cabinet hey what are these pills?
I'll take the Valium Josh you take a bag
And the Tagament
Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough
You clean up the rug
Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O
Was too much
All right kid you gotta go to bed,
I know its only 6 but my boy just came over
And he wants me to give him head
Sit his bare ass on the couch where
You watch Small Wonder
Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be
Sticky cuz I sucked his dicky
And used your mom's cucumber
Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire'
Scared? You can have it for supper nice
And crisp in the Tupperware
No bedtime story, Gabe get
Off you're so horny!
Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger
Might let you see your mom
In the mornin
No porn and shut the shade Gabe-
One day you'll know how nice it is
To get laid while you gettin paid

I'm a bad babysitter, got my
Boyfriend in your shower, Woo!
I'm making 6 bucks an hour...

Oh damn they just came back
Geez Mr W your wife looks bad
(oh, it must have been the drinks she had
We dranks some mai tais watched ha la
Ripped off her thigh highs)
Too much information I need a ride
(oh lets take the benz)
That's the coolest car I've ever seen
(how old are you again
I forget, 19?)
Yeah syc! In like in four more years
(one time could you please show me
One of those nice cheers?)
Woo!
Have you been workin out?
(no doubt, here's your house)
You wanna come in we just got this
Awesome new couch
(ouch stop it girl)
Can I get a little peek?
(Nah girl I'll take a raincheck and
See you next week)

I'm a bad babysitter got my
Boyfriend in your shower woo!
I'm making six bucks an hour(3x)
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