We were the upside of down on a Saturday night
And the girls were bickering and starting to fight
"Hey you, don't push just wait your turn!"
Said the bouncer to the woman with the carpet burn
Said "I exist in flexitime
You'll need a ruler cause I'm out of line
Your energetic young face will change to mush
And the policeman will keep hush hush"
Well we're the enigmatic panda team
And we don't think about reason when we have a dream
And with pine kernel teeth we can chew on bone
So count your country overthrown
So we splinter group and do defect
So the bouncer threw a wobbler at the woman he decked
And we go wham! Wham! Wham! On the nightclub floor
But security have immunity
Well my T-shirt read "we love airplane noise"
And as the Eurogirls kissed the Euroboys
We say by-bye-buy it's time to fly
And to the easy groove we make a move