Many people tell me this show is pathetic But when it comes on I shake like a diabetic TV tunes in and my brain tunes out And it takes another week for me to fully calm down Have a seat, unplug the phone Come on now here we go You got smacked up side your head 'Cause you're talkin' during the show I stay glued to my TV Till my brain is a sieve If you bother me while this shows on You might not live, I'm watchin'
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I wanna be a character in that little town With cut paper clothing and a face that's round And an ability that's cool, yes they all can Without the use of their arms still move their hands I'll bet you half a penny that they're gonna kill Kenny The hats and earmuffs that they wear are so trendy They're so friendly And Stan's gonna puke on Wendy Now during the day they all go to that school The Chef sings a song 'cause he's just so cool I hope that they're all ready for the latest quiz Mr. Garrison's not gay, but Stan's dog is Now I'll tell you the easy truth, I love the little sleazy youths I wanna call up Jesus too, yeah I want the Cheezy Poofs Psychotic turkeys tore the place apart Terrance and Philip, all they do is fart And Kyle's stupid mother tried to can the show But then he met Mr. Hankey who said... Kenny gets killed then comes back next week It's like he's being cloned by that mad scientist freak But I don't understand why he wastes his time He's not worth it 'cause he's only got one behind And Cartman is still gaining weight Eatin' appetizers, Snacky Cakes, Cheezy Poofs, Beefcake! Stan's uncle Jimbo hunts rabbit and fox And his friend Ned has a cool voice box And odd as it seems Jesus fights for a cause That's to beat the crap out of Santa Claus And now they got toys on the shelf at Kay-Bee And a home version of Kick The Baby And if you try to change the channel while I'm watchin' the show I'll... So why do I watch this show, all the people In the town think I'm insane After a hard day's work this show provides Quite a relief for my brain 'Cause if I didn't well then my nerves would Just blow up And I would end up like that creature S'causezlebutt, and he's from
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The Cows' star quarterback, Stan Marsh The fat kid, the big-boned Eric Cartman The little Jewish kid Kyle Brozlofsky (muffled: The one that nobody can ever understand, Kenny McCormick)