I dont wanna shoot the pier
I dont wanna take the doggie out for a walk
I dont wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer
I dont wanna do a bong load and go and wrench on the car
I dont wanna go and hose the dogshit down
Cause I aint even gonna get out of bed
Keep on skankin ronnie skank the night away
But the time has come for us all to pay
I dont wanna watch no porno
I dont wanna play guitar
I dont wanna spank the monkey
I dont wanna go down to the corner bar
Aint even got to listen to all the stupid shit you got to say
I dont wanna do a God damn thing
I aint gonna make my bed today
I dont wanna eat burritos or read about o.j.
Aint gonna get a head rush cause I aint gettin out of bed today