Let me dance with Sarah Palin
She's more fun than Joseph Stalin
And I think that I am falling
In love with her now
She's s*** and witty
Vivacious and pretty
And when she's on tv
The nation says wow
I want her so badly
I yearn for her sadly
I'm in love with her madly
I cannot sit still
Let me dance with Sarah Palin
My vice-presidential darling
I think she's so charming
Her presence is calming
I want to dance with Sarah Palin
But the chances are
Nil.