I'm gonna buy myself a small plane
I'm gonna crash it on the south line
I'm gonna sleep down by his quarters
I'd like to have sex with his daughters

I'm gonna buy myself a small plane
I'm gonna crash it on the south line
Yeah it's big enough for me

I'm just another great truck driver
He's just another white house skiver
Get a gun ready your aircraft
Big man got ready to broadcast

I'm gonna buy myself a small plane
I'm gonna crash it on the south line
Yeah it's big enough for me

I'm gonna buy myself a small plane
I'm gonna crash it on a war zone
Yeah it's big enough for me

I'm gonna have to shoot my way out
To give the access boys some more clout
I was Butch Cassidy's tutor
Although sun dance was cuter

I'm gonna buy myself a small plane
I'm gonna crash it on the south line
Yeah it's big enough for me

Gonna buy myself a small plane
Gonna crash it on the south line
Gonna buy myself a small plane
Gonna crash it on a war zone
Gonna buy myself a small plane
Gonna crash it on your brow
Yeah it's big enough for me
For me, for me, for me
For me, for me, for me
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