She's a tall glass o' water, She's a sip of lemonade. She's a cup of hot Darjeeling tea, She's a cool tang in the shade. She's an oatmeal cookie, She's a crumb of Melba Toast.
She's the cream in an Oreo cookie, That's the part I like the most. She's a handful of beernuts, She's a cold bottle of Schlitz. She's that little tub of Pepto-Bismol whenever I get the -- how you doing, all right!