She's a tall glass o' water,
She's a sip of lemonade.
She's a cup of hot Darjeeling tea,
She's a cool tang in the shade.
She's an oatmeal cookie,
She's a crumb of Melba Toast.
She's the cream in an Oreo cookie,
That's the part I like the most.
She's a handful of beernuts,
She's a cold bottle of Schlitz.
She's that little tub of Pepto-Bismol whenever I get the -- how you doing, all right!
Tall Glass O' Water Lyrics