Vegan living, so healthy and clean So much brown rice, so many mung beans
And no meat Not one bite of meat Juicy meat Succulent meat.
Instead I get, gluten and sea weed stew. Rice milk and lentils and fuckin tofu I respect every creature from horse, fowl and owl I’d blow a goat for some bacon right now Yeah I’d blow a goat for some bacon, right now
You eat your southern fried chicken And I’ll just have fruit How’s that T-bone? No really, it’s cool I’ll just chew on this turnip root With a couple chick peas Kill me please
I’m tired of hummus And bulgur wheat Tofurkey tofuck yourself I want some meat I respect every creature the birds and the bees Well I’d eat the shit out some Whopper with cheese Believe me I’d fuck up that Whopper with cheese
(Whoa)alfalfa sprouts and a red bean A handful of trail mix Mmm what a treat How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl? I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole Yeah I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole