[00:14]Everyone knows Jesus, [00:17]The guy who healed the lame. [00:21]Well, I am Jesus' brother, [00:24]Craig is my name. [00:31]Jesus is the Prince of Peace. [00:34]Jesus is the Lamb. [00:38]Jesus is the Son of God, [00:41]But Craig don't give a damn.
[00:46]Because when Craig's in sight, [00:48]We'll party all damn night. [00:50]I don't turn water into wine, [00:51]But into cold Coors Light. [00:53]I'm not my brother, I know, [00:55]Don't walk on H2O, [00:56]But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow.
[01:19]I hang out with Lepors, [01:22]Barabbas, and Solemay. [01:26]Jesus' friends are called Apostles. [01:29]Those dudes are totally gay. [01:33]Jesus performs miracles, [01:36]From Galilee to Rome. [01:40]But it would be a miracle, [01:43]If he brought a fuckin lady home.
[01:48]Because while Jesus is prayin, [01:50]Fuckin Craig is layin, [01:52]Every lady in the Testament, [01:54]You know what I'm sayin'? [01:55]I won't die for your sin, [01:57]Like my famous kin. [01:58]But if you've got a little sister, [02:00]Then there's room at this inn.
[02:20]Jesus was our mothers fave, [02:24]All her love to him she gave. [02:27]But there's no sibling rivalry, [02:30]When he's nailed to that tree. [02:34]Yeah.
[02:37]And now the question for you, [02:38]Is not "What Would Jesus Do?" [02:40]But where will you be, [02:41]When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through? [02:44]And if the Lord will allow, [02:45]You've got to ask yourself how, [02:47]And who and why and when and where is your messiah now?