Everyone knows Jesus The guy who healed the lame. I am Jesus' brother Craig, is my name.
Jesus is the prince of peace. Jesus is the lamb. Jesus is the son of god. But Craig don't give a damn.
Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night I don't turn water into wine, but into cold Coors light. I'm not my brother, I know. Don't walk on H2O But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow.
I hang out with lepers Barabus and Solamae Jesus' friends are called "opossums" Those dudes are totally gay
Jesus performs miracles From Galilee to Rome But it would be a miracle If he brought a fucking lady home.
Because while Jesus is praying Fucking Craig is laying Every lady in the testament, you know what I'm saying I won't die for your sin Like my famous kin But if you got a little sister then there's room at this inn.
Jesus was our mothers fave All her love to him she gave But there's no sibling rivalry When he's nailed to that tree!
And so the question for you Is not "what would Jesus do?" But where will you be when the Craig machine comes partying through And if the lord will allow You've got to ask yourself how And who and why and when and where is my messiah now?
Its fucking Craig! Its fucking Craig! Fucking Craig Fucking Craig Craig Christ Craig Christ I'm Fucking Craig