Mary and Joseph drove into town, Searching for a place to stay. The moon was up, and his foot was down A miracle was on its way.
They tried the hotels, the motels, the bed-and-breakfast Locals, but no one seemed to have any room.
Better find a double room soon!
[Chorus] So where would Christmas be without Mary and Joseph? Walk of the Wise? Laurel and holly? Cracker Surprise? Lights on the pine tree? And more aftershave? I'm not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas Day!
They found a place with the neon lights TV, Pool, and Vacancies The man at the desk didn't hear them right When the two of them booked for three.
They watched the TV And deeply, she thought about the needing Of the heavens to deliver this way And it happened on Christmas Day Christmas Day Christmas Day
Mary and Joseph were so surprised With admirers around the crib There was something in their son's eyes They identically took one in.
Like a Messiah, and a Fire Like the tread around a tire That grip all roads It's to bond you there.
And it happened on Christmas Day! Christmas day. Christmas day.