Well now bullshit an' onion gravy
Pussy's gonna' drive me crazy
Whiskey's gonna' get me through the night
Won't your daddy be surprised now
When he sees your belly rise
Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown
Yeah an' won't your mother be disgusted
When she finds your cherry's busted
Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown
An' won't your brother have a fit now
When 'e finds out I'm pokin' on it
Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown
Yeah an' won't the boys all love you more girl
When they find out they can score a little
Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown
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Well now bullshit an' onion gravy
Life has gone an' drove me crazy
Cocaine gonna' get me through this night
Won't your daddy be surprised now
When he sees your belly rise
Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown
Yeah an' won't your mother be disgusted
When she finds your cherry's busted
Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown
An' won't your brother have a fit now
When 'e finds out I'm pokin' on it
Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown
Yeah an' won't the boys all love you more girl
When they find you're just a whore
Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown
Yeah an' won't your ass get a blister
When I'm pokin' on your kid sister
Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown
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