I'm goin' down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time.
(Stan+Kyle) Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation.
I'm goin' down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind.
(Cartman) Ample parking day or night,
People shouting howdy neighbor!
I'm headin' on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind.
(Kenny) I like girls with big vaginas.
I like girls with big fat titties.
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine!