Billy(spoken) Thank you. just a moment. You ready?
Roxie(spoken) Oh billy, Im scared.
Billy(spoken) Roxie, you got nothing to worry about. Its all a circus, kid. a three ring circus. These trials- the wholeworld- all show business. But kid, youre working with a star, the biggest!
(singing) Give em the old razzle dazzle Razzle dazzle em Give em an act with lots of flash in it And the reaction will be passionate Give em the old hocus pocus Bead and feather em How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting? What if, in fact, youre just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle em And they;ll never catch wise!
Give em the old
Billy and company Razzle dazzle em Give em a show thats so splendiferous
Billy Row after row will crow vociferous
Billy and company Give em the old flim flam flummox Fool and fracture em
Billy How can they hear the truth above the roar?
Billy and company Throw em a fake and a finagle Theyll never know youre just a bagel,
Billy Razzle dazzle em And theyll beg you for more!
Billy and company Give em the old razzle dazzle Razzle dazzle em Back since the days of old methuselah Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
Give em the old three ring circus Stun and stagger em When youre in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder They let you get away with murder Razzle dazzle em And youve got a romance
Give em the old Razzle dazzle
Billy Razzle dazzle em Give em an act thats unassailable Theyll wait a year till youre available!
Billy and company Give em the old Double whammy
Billy Daze and dizzyem Show em the first rate sorcerer you are
Billy and company Long as you keep em way off balance How can they spot you got no talents?