Come the day I loose my marbles
Walk me gently to the stables
Sit me in a comfy sofa
Wheel me out to graze
When I'm dragged before the jury
Plead for me if I'm deemed worthy
Steal a song and sing it backwards
Yodel till the cows come home
1 you'll get a bag of clues
2 do you need much more
Or 3 do you just want to play the numbers
4 you'll get it on a plate
5, 6, 7 and 8 all said one skeleton is all you're getting
Better rattle it along while it's got
A bit of muscle on it
When it comes my time to snuff it
Play complete control and abide with me
Fill a pine bungalow with whiskey
Shove me where the sun don't shine
Come the day I lose my marbles
Lead me gently out to graze
Steal a song and sing it sideways
Yodel till the cows come home
Just want to play the numbers
Do you
Do you want to play the numbers