Joey: "I wish I wasn't so insecure with my masculinity... maybe then I wouldn't have to talk about raping women and committing suicide, or wear this stupid mask to shock little kids and make myself feel more hardcore and powerful. the truth is, we only care about two things... $money$ and... cheese."
This morning I woke up and everything was gray, I tried to slit my wrists and throat, With this piece of extra sharp cheddar I found in my bed, Then I realized that there's one thing that makes this life, Worth living... and that's nothing, Nothing but cheese...
(Chorus): Fuck everything (except cheese) I hate my life (but I love cheese) I wish I was dead (if it wasn't for cheese) I'm so hardcore (and so is cheese)
I'm only living for the cheese The cheese that keeps me going Fresh mozzarella and sweet Parmesan Once I cut myself on the lawn And then I found something that made me smile And it was cheese... cheese... cheese!
Fuck you and fuck your family too I hate you all, I hate everything I'm so cool and deep and twisted But I'm nothing without the cheese The cheese that gives me a reason to Get up in the morning... to move on with my life
And I just don't know if I can take this I don't want to live another second I'm gonna rape you, y'all best be scared Because I'm a tough bad ass But don't hurt yourself Because then I'd get sued And MTV would break their contract with me And I'd have no money Not even cheese
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck
I hate everything
The cheese! The cheese! God dammit the cheese!
(Chorus repeats and slowly fades until song's end)