He's not so good in a crowd
But when you get him alone
You'd be surprised
He isn't much at a dance
But then when he takes you home
You'd be surprised
[Refrain]
He doesn't look like much of a lover
Don't judge a book by it's cover
He's got the face of an angel
But there's a devil in his eyes
He's such a delicate thing
Bu when he starts in the squeeze
You'd be surprised
He doesn't look very strong
But when you sit on his knee
You'd be surprised
At a party or at a bar
I've got to admit he's nothing at all
But in a morris chair
You'd be surprised
[Refrain]
He doesn't look like much of a lover
Don't judge a book by it's cover
He's got the face of an angel
But there's a devil in his eyes
He's not so good at the start
But at the end of the week
You would be surprised
On a streetcar or in a train
You'd think he was born without any brain
But in a taxi cab
And when he starts to grab
I said a taxi cab!
You would be surprised
