Ya think you're smart, ya think you're funny
But look at the kids who've got all the money
Yeah, go ahead and try to stop me
Our last tape sold nearly thirty copies
This past summer we played 2 shows
Ya gotta understand that's the way it goes
'cause I see you're jealous, and I see you pout
Over 400 dollars in my bank account
Yeah we get around, yeah we've been around
Everyone love the Sidesplittaz sound
So when you steal our shit, you know we'll replace it
Put it back together and then you get wasted
All the mexican girls dream of Lombado
All the mexican ice cream is helado
If my dad was black I would be a mulatto
If my dad was black I would be a mulatto
Vijay!
Get the fuck off that bass
And shove the microphone in yo face
Don't rip don't trip don't do us wrong
We want to hear yo vocals on the mofo song
Brass knuckles and beats I got the bass flo
In your face 'cause I'm a sand negro
Straight from my fists I bring the funk sound
Talk shit about my band and I'm a have to pound
Yo ass in the grass and I'll see ya later
I bring the hardcore song and the ethnic flavor
My mind may be warped my heritage fuck
But I got tha spice to deal with the s***s
Yo Lombado may deal but just watch me reel
Face in the ground I'm a have to peel
A'ight?
Stay away watch out for my bite
If I wasn't Indian my next choice'd be white
I'm violent as violent as they come
And if you look at me wrong then I have to jump
I may be afraid of the you. S. Border
But I got more rhymes than bk's got orders