He’s got hairy palms
And he’s a real snake charmer
And he sets off alarms
Cos he’s a wannabe Dahmer
He’s a wannabe Jeffrey Dahmer
Chorus:
You don’t realise, who you’re kissing
But you’re kissing a maniac
You don’t realise, who you’re kissing
But you’re kissing a maniac
He looks like George Clooney
But he’s a schizophrenic looney
And you’ll be dead by Monday
Cos he’s a wannabe Bundy
Yeah he’s a wannabe Ted Bundy
Repeat chorus
Maniac! Maniac! Maniac! Maniac!
He don’t care what’s beneath
He only wants your skin and teeth
Takes a trophy for his crimes
Cos he’s a wannabe Gein
He’s a wannabe Ed Gein
Repeat chorus
He took your life without remorse
Then put your legs under the floors
He likes to mix concrete
You turn the corner
You turn the corner you're on Cromwell Street
Repeat chorus x2
You’re kissing, you’re kissing, you’re kissing, you’re kissing
You’re kissing, you’re kissing, you’re kissing
You’re kissing a maniac!