Planet of the apes you're a primate
Planet of the apes you're what I hate
This orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon
Planet of the apes you are so wrong
Planet of the dinks here comes King Kong ding dong
You're a simian
You're the missing link
This club's a zoo thanks to you
And your gorilla buddies too
Planet of the Apes
Monkey see Monkey do
A shot upside the head for you
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