I know this girl, she's a fat vegetarian
She acts so hip, she's a tough talking lesbian
She don't eat meat, but she'll suck all the tacos in town
She's at the border and her tongue is going round and round
Oh yeah ur everything
And what you want it's everywhere
Everyone is watching you
You know there's nothing to do
Let's hang out over in taco hell (taco)
Baby why does ur taco smell so bad?
Break it!
You know this girl, she gets drunk almost everyday
She smokes so much that her house is always permanent gray
She'll write a check??" dumb idea??" the judge says 2 years long
She's in a funk, yeah she funks to a funky song
Everyone (Everyone)
Everybody knows it
Everyone (Everyone)
Everyone (you know you know)
Everyone
Everyone, watching you, judging you, telling you what to do
They're so amused, they're so confused
I know, I know they call you a fag??? Cause they're scared and they're mad
And they grew up in a small town with dicks the size of peanuts