I remember way back when I was just a boy,
Goin' places with my mom and dad,
Used to scare me to death the way momma used to act
After six or seven beers she's had.
We were sittin' at the table when momma got disabled
All the liquor runnin' to her head,
Well I got me to chokin' daddy wasn't jokin' when he grabbed me by the arm and said
"Don't look now momma's got her boobs out
Showin' everybody in town,"
Our faces gettin' red we were wishin' we were dead,
There where people standin' all around
Well when momma gets to drinking there ain't much thinkin,
There's nuttin' anybody can do,
You just hope and pray there never comes a day when momma's out drinkin with you
Well we got in the truck and started drivin' home
When momma said she had to go,
Daddy pulled it over,
We were standing on the shoulder while momma's puttin' on a show
Daddy started up the truck
And momma stood up with her pants still around her knees,
When we heard momma holla
"If ya give me a dolla well I'll let you take a peek at these."