At 90 degrees Kansas sinks into a fine red hue
The same place the fly got smashed
The air smells of money
Double standards, honey
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Talk precisely when you're gunning
The tape machine's not running
At the equal opportunity investment seminar

Out there in the fields
Of equally sharp minds
Gimme a quick gimmick- 5 to 1
One smells dynamite
Not one to run from a good fight
Double Standards Incorporated!