And I can do the frug
I can do the robocop
I can do the freddie
I cannot do the smurf
And I can hate your girl
I can tell ya that she's real pretty
I can take my clothes off
I cannot fall in love

And I can do the frug
I can do the robocop
I can do the freddie
I cannot do the smurf
She cannot do the smurf

And I can watch tv
I can shuffle off to buffalo
I can do a back bend
I will not call you back
And I can start a book
I can make some mac 'n cheese
I can sleep twelve hours
You'll never see my eyes

And I can do the frug
I can do the robocop
I can do the freddie
I cannot do the smurf
She cannot do the smurf

And I can hate your girl
I can tell ya that she's real pretty
I can take my clothes off
I cannot fall in love
You'll never see my eyes
I will not call you back
I cannot do the smurf
I cannot fall in love
I'll never fall in love
I cannot fall in love
I cannot fall in love
I cannot fall in love
I cannot fall in love

And I can do the frug
I can do the robocop
I can do the freddie
I cannot do the smurf
She cannot do the smurf