I woke up from the drink I had The room was dark and suddenly began to swirl I should have heeded mother's words She said she'd heard it said you were a naughty girl But what does a mother know That we really need to know And what would she say if she knew
[Chorus:] Na na na na you're just a Bad Boy Who, who, who Na na na na they'll drive you mad boy Who, who, who But mother, what a way to go
I looked out as the sun came up I shook my head and said I really should be gone I grabbed my shoes and daily news And walked out in the heat beneath the summer sun But father was there outside with no place to run and hide He looked most upset as he said "Where've you been?"
[Chorus] But what if she'd walked in and caught us Do you think she'd have been shocked The way that she talked you'd think I was a daughter Anyway the door was locked
I know that mother disagrees But I would really like to see you again And if you want to see me too Then meet me in the bushes at the river bend And no one will find us out 'Cause no one will be about But still I can hear them all say