Come on bartender, Won't you be more tender? Give me two shots of whiskey And a beer chaser. Love will be the death of me. Love is so fickle. It starts with a flood And it ends with a tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-trickle.
Come on bartender, Just a little more tender. I ate all your peanuts. Return me to sender. I've been too candid. Now I'm barely standing. Just call me a taxi And prepare me for landing.
Ooh, you have got to kick me back out Into the cold and nasty weather. And maybe if I sober up I will stop pretending that love is forever. Love is forever. Come on bartender.(x3) (x2)
Love will be the death of me. Love will be the death of me. Love will be the death of me. Love is so fickle. Cause it starts with a flood And it ends with a tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-trickle Trickle. Trickle Trickle Trickle Trickle Come on bartender Come on bartender Come on bartender