People tell me that I brag a lot cause I call myself the masterman Always talkin bout how I got dynamite in every hand Hit it Me and my brother we live alone, got no television, got no Telephone But when we walk down the street people get out of the way They say here come the masterman and baby j Here come the masterman and baby j Hit it--hit it
When we get on the mike well be number one Even top D. M. C. And run Everybodys really gonna have some fun Cause were takin em all the way down Were takin em all the way down Gonna rap about this, gonna rap about that Gonna tell everybody where it's at All over the world people gonna say You got to dig the masterman and baby j You got to dig the masterman and baby j Hit it
People tell me man you live in a dump You wont never be nothin but a pumped-up chump You got no money--you got no sense You wont never be nothing, you wont ever be nothing I say well-well-well-well When I look out my window, you know what I see I don't see no whores in the stinkin street I don't see no drunks and junkies dying I don't see no bums or garbage flyin I see me and j in the L. A. Coliseum 100, 000 people on their feet And they're laughin and bumpin and screamin and cryin And jumpin up on their seat
And then the band begins to play and then they hush up And then the band begins to play and then they hush up And it gets real quiet in the coliseum with the stage all Dark and bare Maybe a little rain begins to fall--yeah But the people stayin right there Then you can hear that announcer say Please welcome! (the crowd roars) Please welcome! (the crowd roars) L. A. S own, the number one The biggest, the best, the number one bad in the usa The masterman and baby j! The masterman and baby j!