Once knew a girl, name was Barbara Cutest little muffin you have ever seen Livin' in St. Louis at Chase Hotel And she lived there with her mommy and her daddy And her little brother, Skipper who was just thirteen (Just thirteen)
She went to church every morning Said her prayers real loud every night She was the best little girl in the whole damn town (Watch it devil) But you know I'm right , you know I'm right
One morning in the lobby, I whispered in her ear "Honey, it's too hot today to go to school Whyn't you call up the cute little lifeguard? He's out by the hotel pool"
They drank all her daddy's whiskey They took all her mama's pills They were found the next day drowned in their own vomit Poor little fool, poor little fool