Now I want to wrestle in the garden I'm on my way to stardom I know I'm ready, I know I'm great But first I've got to get in shape!
Cause I got my eye on the Russian Bear Gonna tear him up, I swear This guy, thinks he's the champion Gonna take his belt, gonna beat him!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring (4x) I'm ready for a match with the Russian Bear Gonna pile drive him, pull his hair I might have a foreign object in my trunks I might have to use, on that punk!
Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone If you're my victim you're beaten I'm a lean, mean, fighting machine Powerful and strong, like King Kong!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring (4x) Started having second thoughts I was scared as hell The last thing I wanted was me hearing the bell I mean the Russian Bear, could probably tear Me limb from limb He'd probably grin be real happy with himself This is not, good for my health I'm not comin' outta this dressing room And get beaten up, by that goon!
Go back to Russia Go back home Don't want to get a broken bone Or a lump on my head I ain't gonna hide under the bed!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring [Repeat x4] I'm the Crusher (Crusher!) [Repeat x2]