There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' You gotta keep it beatin' For all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin! Cretin! I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl My feet won't stop Doin' the Cretin Hop Cretin! Cretin!
One-two-three Cretins want to hop some more Four-five-six-seven All good cretins go to heaven Rockaway Beach Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum The sun is out and I want some It's not hard, not far to reach We can hitch a ride