Seven oâ€™clock in the morning And the rays from the sun awakes me Iâ€™m stretchinâ€™ and yawninâ€™ In a bed that donâ€™t belong to me And a voice yells, â€śGood morning, darlinâ€ť, from the bathroom Then she comes out and kisses me And to my surprise, she ainâ€™t you
Now Iâ€™ve got this dumb look on my face Like, what have I done? How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun? Must of Lost the track of time Oh, what was on my mind? From the club, went to her home Didnâ€™t plan to stay that long
Here I am, quickly tryinâ€™ to put on my clothes Searching for my car keys Tryinâ€™ to get on up out the door Then she streched her hands in front of it Said, â€śYou canâ€™t go this wayâ€ť Looked at her, like she was crazy Said, â€śWoman move out my wayâ€ť Said, â€śI got a wife at homeâ€ť She said, â€śPlease donâ€™t go out thereâ€ť â€śLady, Iâ€™ve got to get homeâ€ť She said, her husband was cominâ€™ up the stairs
â€śShh, shh, quiet Hurry up and get in the closetâ€ť She said, â€śDonâ€™t you make a sound Or some shit is going downâ€ť I said, â€śWhy donâ€™t I just go out the window?â€ť â€śYes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floorâ€ť â€śShit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closetâ€ť And now Iâ€™m in this darkest closet, tryinâ€™ to figure out Just how Iâ€™m gonna get my crazy ass up out this house
Then he walks in and yells, â€śIâ€™m homeâ€ť She says, â€śHoney, Iâ€™m in the roomâ€ť Walks in there with a smile on his face Sayinâ€™, â€śHoney, Iâ€™ve been missinâ€™ youâ€ť She hops all over him And says, â€śIâ€™ve cooked and ran your bath waterâ€ť Iâ€™m tellinâ€™ you now, this girlâ€™s so good that she deserves an Oscar
Rolls her in the bed And start to snatchinâ€™ her clothes off Iâ€™m in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on? Youâ€™re not gonna believe it But things get deeper as the story goes on Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate But from the way he acted, I could tell it was too late He hopped up and said, â€śThereâ€™s a mystery going on And Iâ€™m gonna solve itâ€ť And Iâ€™m like, â€śGod please, donâ€™t let this man open this closetâ€ť
He walks in the bathroom And looks behind the door She says, â€śBaby, come back to bedâ€ť He says, â€śBitch say no moreâ€ť He pulls back the shower curtain While sheâ€™s biting her nails Then he walks back to the room Right now, Iâ€™m sweating like hell Checks under the bed Then under the dresser He looks at the closet I pull out my Baretta He walks up to the closet He comes up to the closet Now heâ€™s at the closet Damn heâ€™s opening the closetâ€¦
Well... Now heâ€™s staring at me like As if he was starin in a mirror She yells honey let me explain He says you donâ€™t have to go no further I can clearly see whatâ€™s goin on Behind my back, in my bed, in my home Then I said wait a minute now hold on I said mister we can work this out She said honey donâ€™t lose control Tried to get him to calm down He said ho I shouldâ€™ve known That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt I said we need to resolve this Then he stepped to me, Iâ€™m like whoa Thereâ€™s a reason Iâ€™m in this closet He says, yeah like what, are you talkin clothes I met this girl at the Plagis club And she told me she didnâ€™t have a man Then he said man please, Iâ€™d kill you if you didnâ€™t have that gun in ya hand And I said but yo chick chose me He said donâ€™t give me that mack shit please His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting He steps a little closer I point my gun and says Iâ€™m not the one you after He says son I bet you didnâ€™t know my man Did she tell you that I was a pastor I said well good thatâ€™s betta right Why canâ€™t we handle this Christian- like And I started to put the gun down Til I saw his face still had that frown She started cryin, sayin baby Iâ€™m sorry Then he said baby not as sorry as youâ€™re gonna be I started inchin out He says no I want you to see this Said I gotta get out this house He said not til I reveal my secret Iâ€™m like what is goin on inside his head Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says Hello, Baby, turn the car around Listen I just need for you to get right back here now (Click) He looks at me and says well since weâ€™re all comin out the closet Iâ€™m not about to be the only one thatâ€™s broken hearted She said what do you mean And he said just wait and see I said somebody betta talk to me And then his phone rings He picks up and somebody says sweetheart Iâ€™m downstairs And heâ€™s like Iâ€™ll buzz you up Iâ€™m on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs And Iâ€™m like who is this mystery lady that youâ€™re talking to He says in time you both will know the shockin truth Baby this is something I been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time Then I said nigga Imma shoot you both if you donâ€™t say whatâ€™s on ya mind He said wait I hear somebody comin up the stairs And Iâ€™m lookin at the door He says I think you betta sit down in the chair I says Iâ€™m gonna count to four 1, he says mister wait 2, she says please donâ€™t shoot 3, he says donâ€™t shoot me 4, she screams Then a knock at the door, the guns in my hands He opens the door, Icant belive it's a man... man....man
Well,here we are the four of us, In total shock me and her, I close my mouth,and swollow spit, As I'm thinking to myself this is some deep shit, Then I said so your gonna tell me he's the one You've been talking to, He says yes, I says no, he says yes, I says no, He says it's the truth, I yell "all of ya'll asses crazy, Let me up out this door", cause this is way More than I bargoned for, And then she says wait, I'm sure we can all fix this, then I said i'm late, Cuz I ain't got a damn thing to do with this.....
Then she said wouldn't you like to know Just how it all began, Then I thought to myself and said quick you got 3 minutes, Then it got real quite, I said somebody start talkin, And then she said "My God Ruphus, I got just one question, HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS I"M SO HURT?!?!" He looked at her and said bitch please you got Yo nerve, with all yo club poppin' Lying sayin' you was shoppin', And now here you are in Our home, and you calling Me wrong, she said ok you busted me, And that much I agree, You caught me cheating, But this a little extreme, He said you are my wife, Sleeping behind my back, And now I come home and you got him in the closet, How extreme is that?......
She says but she's a he, Then he says please you can't judge me, She says Ruphus this is crazy, And I said stop arguing, I did not stay here to hear yall chew Each other out, so get to the point, Or I swear I'm out, excuse me please, But I think I can explain what's going in Here, my name is Chuck, and I've been Knowin' Ruphus for bout a year, At midnight creeping around with him it's been a living hell, Sneaking in and out of hotels, I said brother spare me The details, then Ruphus said Chuck please, Don't say nothin' else, then she screams Ruphus You son of a bitch, And he says Cathy go to hell, I said I thought you name was Mary, That's what you said at the party, Man this is getting scary, I'm gonna shoot somebody......
Then Ruphus starts yellin' and screaming Saying Cathy this is all yo fault, She throws a pillow at him And says you was creepin' too the only difference Is you didn't get caught, Chuck screams out we're in love Cathy says love my a** Ruphus says we're gettin' married Then I shoot one in the air, Then I say not another one of You sons of b***hes say a word, Cause all of this shit I'm going through Is unheard, grab my celluar, Sayin' this is so wrong, Call up my home, And a man picks up the phone......................
Chapter 4 :
Now I'm dashin home Doin 85 Swervin lane to lane Wit fire in my eyes I got a million thoughts Goin through my mind I'm thinkin about what imma do and who I'm gonna do it to when I get home How could I have been so blind And then I look in my rear view I cannot believe this (Whoo whoo whoo) Damn, here comes a police man He drove right up on me and flashed his light Then I pulled over without thinkin twice He hopped out the car and walked over to me And said license and registration please I looked up at him and said Officer, is there somethin wrong He said no, except you were were doin 85 in a 60 mile zone Then I said officer Let me explain please Ya see the truth of the matter is Is that I got an emergency He said no excuses And no exceptions He flicks his cigarette And then gives me the ticket Said have a nice day and walked away I said yeah right and drove away Then I turned my radio on And did 70 all the way home I pulled up in the driveway Hopped out and slammed the car door Then go in through the back Bust up in the house and she screamin What's all that for Then I'm like woman I called this house And a man picked up my phone She says said calm down Did you forget My brother Twan came home Oh... And that's all I could say was oh Wit a stupid look on my face Said I forgot he came home today And she said that's okay Because honey I understand She said you don't have to explain Then I took her by the hand I kissed her and then we went to the room Then I turned some music on Apologized one more time Then went down and start gettin it on And she started bitin her lip Grabbing me and makin noise Now we makin love and she's my ear whisperin It's all yours I said I love you And she said I love you, too Then a tear fell up out my eye Then I called her my sunshine And then she looked at me And said baby go deeper please And that's when I start goin crazy Like I was tryin to give her a baby The room feels like it's spinnin We keep turnin and turnin As if we were in a whirlwind The way our toes are curlin The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild And starts screamin my name Then I said baby, we must slow down Before I bust a vessel in my brain And she said please no don't stop And I said I caught a cramp And she said please keep on goin I said my leg is about to crack Then she cries out Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax And I said cool Climax Just let go of my leg She says you're the perfect lover I said I can't go no futher Then I flip back the cover Oh my God, a rubber...
And now, I'm like Well, well, well What the fuck is this A condom in my bed Ya better start talkin, bitch 'Fore I take a match and Burn this muthafucka down I said you better start talkin And start talkin right damn now Then she said baby I'm so speechless Then I said my baby You gone be breathless If ya don't start talkin quick Woman, I'm gone have a fit You don't know what ya fuckin wit Girl ya better cut the bull shit Now it's obvious somebody has been all up in my home In my bed, and plus I smell cigarettes Now and sniffin and lookin around Suspicious like someone's here Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes There was so much fear Pull out my gun said is he still here She shook her head and said no I'm checkin behind every door She cried out he left right after you called You thought that I wouldn't find this out Then I said you must be crazy or on crack to have somebody off up in my muthafuckin house She hopped up and said that's enough She said I can't take no more And then she said you made your point But now it's time to even the score She said I know all about last night And where you went when you left the club Said that's right, nigga I was there Wit this guy in the back of the club I said I thought you was wit yo girls She said I thought you was wit yo guys She said you was at that bitch's house And don't even try to act suprised Said baby, she said shut up Don't you say a word It aint nothin you can say That I aint already heard Then I said woman, don't you try to turn it all around Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house Then she said you're right about that Somethin did go down, but I don't have to turn it around Cause what goes around comes back around I'm movin a little closer to her She's trippin over the furniture She said wait first, just let me explain I said no need to, just give me his name And then she said uh...uh I say uh what She said please sit down in a chair And I say no, I'm standin up And she cries out I'm so scared to tell you because of what ya might do And I screamed look girl you better give me this man's name and I'm not playin wit you She says okay, wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina I thought to myself, said it sound familiar I said I probably know her if I seen her Then I say anyway girl, what the hell does that got to do with this man She said he know my girl Roxanne I said who the hell is Roxanne Then she says Roxanne's a friend of mine who knew this guy named Chuck Chuck's cool wit this guy name Rufus And I'm sittin here like what the fuck Then she says Rufus wife, Kathy We both went to high school She introduced me to The policeman that stopped you