Believe it or not, I just started laughing
Shaking my head and just kept on laughing
Thinking about all the things I had been through that day
Then she cries, "What? Why do you have that smile upon your face?"
Then I laughed out, said
"Thinking about all the things I been through"
She wipes her nose and she sniffles and laughs out
"I been through it too"
Then I start laughing again
And she start laughing more
Then next thing you know we're both are
Cracking up on the floor
She laughs out, "I can't believe
This idiot really answered my phone"
Now meanwhile Twon just got out of prison
And he's on his way home
Then she yells, "Baby, I'm sorry for all the lies and all the bore"
Then I say, "Girl, just wait till I tell all the drama
That I been dealing with"
She laughs, "I wanna hear it all"
Then I laugh and say, "Baby, first of all
I got a hangover, been trapped in the closet
Slept with who knows, threatened to kill a pastor"
She says, "What? Baby know now he had a lover turns out
To be a gay guy"
She says, "Damn, you been through a lot, plus I got a ticket"
Meanwhile, the police, he turns around
Just out of concern, comes back to the house
Then he pulls up in the driveway
My car's parked with the lights on
Then he goes around the back way
He hear the dog barking like somethings wrong
He gets to the back door
And discovers it's been broken in
He looks around, pulls his gun out
Then he proceeds in
Meanwhile, we're laughing and laughing and laughing
From his perspective he thinks that somebody's crying
He gets closer to the bedroom and he would swear
That somebody's coughing and sighing
Meanwhile, we in the bedroom laughing
As I'm trying to continue to explain
She yells out, "Sylvester your killing me"
I said, "I swear baby it went that way
Then next thing you know he bust up in the room
And say, "Mothafucker freeze"
And then I looked back up at him and said
"Wait your that damn police"
Then she scream, "Baby, I mean James"
She says "Everything is cool"
And then he yells, "Gwendolyn, I got this
I know your sick and tired of this fool"
Then I stood up, started walking
Toward him screaming, "Man, get out my house"
Then he yells, "Freeze"
She scream, "Please"
Then I pull my biretta out
Then she cried out "Sylvester please don't"
Then I started thinking about him making love to her
He said, "Man, put the gun on the floor"
I can't stop thinking about him and her
I slowly put the gun down
And then I put my hands up
He winked at me and smiled
And that is when I went nuts
Hopped all over him round the gun
She screaming, "Settle down"
Going all around the room
Both hands on the gun and all of a sudden pow