Boys are cheats and lairs, they're such a big disgrace.
They will tell you anything to get to second base-
Ball, base ball, he thinks he's going to score.
If you let him go all the way, then you are a whore
Ticulture studies flowers, a geologist studies rocks.
The only thing he wants from you is a place to put his c***
Roaches, beetles, butterflies, and bugs,
Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jugg
Lers and acrobats and a dancing bear named Chuck.
All guys really want to do is forget it, no such luck!