My giant tongue wouldn't stop growing
A ghost stole our life savings
Stand aside, my bum's five foot wide
My mate boiled my willy
I'm so fat I broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for a s*** robot
I paint with my boobies
My psychic dog has healing powers
There's a time lord in my loo
Mosquitos made me pregnant (mm so pregnant)
I fart on men's faces for money (oh yeah... Come on guys)
I'm so fat I broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for a s*** robot
I paint with my boobies
With my boobies, yeah