The Lonely IslandThree-Way (The Golden Rule)

Your mom says, "Hi" — Jinx! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah no no Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Summertime in the city And everybody's having sex You know I just got a page from a girl that I met last week at the Payless Shoe stores I also have a cutie to call who likes the way I knock on her boots Well let's help them back Let's handle that In two-to-six hours, We'll meet back here and regroup Now let's shoop Roll up to her crib with some Bartles & James Hop off the buss with the Alizй Now hold up player, whatchu diggity-doing here? I should diggity-ask you the same And she sang Hey, boys I want you both I hope that you think that's cool (Say word?) I know most guys won't freak together She forgot about the Golden Rule — a huh huh It's OK to put us in a three-way It's not gay when it's in a three-way With a honey in the middle there's some leeway The area's grey in a one, two, three-way Normally, I don't get down with dudes But tonight is a special exception (Great) See you're my best friend Through thick and thin Now it's time to make a triple connection Lights off Here in the dark (Here in the dark) It's so hard to tell (So hard to tell) Where her body ends (La la) And my homie's begins (Ew wee) This rule dates back (The Golden Rule) To ancient Greece (Takin' about Cesar) We're two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy The new Three's Company It's OK to put us in a three-way It's not gay when it's in a three-way With a honey in the middle there's some leeway The area's grey in a one, two three-way Fellas. Get ready. To Impress a chick Helicopter d*ck, go! Hellicopter d*ck. Helicopter d*ck To Impress a chick chick Helicopter d*ck And all of that was OK 'Cuz it was in a three-way It's right there when you see the instant replay (boom) Maybe two is enough That's what they'll say But we'll say, "Hell no." It's a one, two, three-way Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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