Everyday I Die Lyrics

Everyday I die
I tried to visit Shaggy, I stepped up off of my porch
And it was dark as fuck, I couldn't see, not even with a torch
I hear the streets talking, and they're aware of my moves
They whispering and swinging from trees above, I hear the loons
I tried to jog a little, crow eyes glow like cats
Demonic zombies runnin up on me, I slap 'em what the bat
But my eyes keep bleeding from the rays of the darkness
They powerful and burn you something heartless
I hear a giant thunpin, some kind of ogre or something
I see the phantom screamin as the giant behemoth is comin
And it swing at me! I felt a rip, my head went spinnin
And flippin and rollin and finally landed in position
I could see me body, still standin, headless as fuck
It finally fell, but what the hell, still got my nugget, but I'm stuck
I can't move, fuck I'm only a face why even try?
On top of that, its a centipede crawlin in my eye I wanna die

Everyday I die
Back to the start another try!
I got the time so why shouldnt I?
Everyday I die
Back to the start another try!
I got the time so why shouldnt I?
I got too much time on my hands...

I tried to visit J, I walked out into the cold
I see they don't collect they dead, they all up over the road
And some are fully rotted, and some they most have just spotted
I see a headless body that resembles J's but I doubt it
I seen a Centaur, I threw a ptchfork at it above
I watched it fall into a bloody patch of bodies and blood
I'm fuckin about to hurl, I close my eyes and walk on
Its giant crows swoopin at me, got me, carry me on
I cut its claws with the Hatchet in my hand
Even in hell you best believe I keep the Hatchet in my hand
And as I'm fallin now I see the Witch is riding my chest
With its claws on my neck screamin I should of confessed
I slammed down on to an iron gate a demon, statue near me
Four pionts stickin out my chest I'm hangin there dearly
And the hungry goblins? They got a fire beneath me
They cookign my legs to make myself eat me, I wanna die

Everyday I die
Back to the start another try!
I got the time so why shouldnt I?
Everyday I die
Back to the start another try!
I got the time so why shouldnt I?
I got too much time on my hands...
(repeats at the end)