MacklemoreAmerican

How y'all doin there folks? My name is Aberdeen Washington And I'm a proud American And a terrorist fighter That's right Hey gimme another beer bitch! Now when the day Bin Laden comes to town Ima drop a duece Wipe it up with his towel Mow my lawn Sit on the couch Ima watch some football I pray to the lord the Cowboys win And beat the hell outta them damn redskins Call up the boys Get drunk as shit God damn right I'm an American That's right I'm American Got a picture of Regan above my fire Next to the deer I shot with my rifle Nra hell yeah I support 'em No pro choice No abortion Mexicans, send em back over the boarder Ride on home to Samoa Or wherever they come from Takin' our jobs Eatin our hamburgers Takin our jobs They takin our jobs I see them in the field I'm takin their head off I hate my job And I hate my boss But I love my country And I pray to god That the cowboys win Fuck yeah Romo! And the Cowboys win That's right that's right that's right C'mon Everybody Just clap your hands If you love our country If you love our land That's right And if you're not clapping your hands You're a terrorist And you eat sand ... Sandwiches The day Bin Laden comes to town Imma drop a deuce Wipe my poop with his towel Mow my lawn Sit on the couch And Imma watch some football And I pray to the lord the Cowboys win And beat the hell outta them damn redskins Call up the boys Get drunk as shit God damn right I'm American I'm Ameri-fuckin-can And john Mccain and Sarah Palin I know you lost out there It was a tough one But you're still 2 mavericks in my book Don't worry about it And listen Palin I heard you like beer Me too I don't have a 6 pack But I got a beer bong in my pants What do ya say we go get shit faced In a helicopter and kill a moose America The chosen Guns Explosions Mcdonalds Bowling You don't like it We exploit you Pop a pill Get a boner! Hell yeah Tony Romo Man that guy is so damn cute I wanna sack his boner And ride him broke back All the way to Wyoming No homo... Sike Hey I said no homo Fuck terrorists! I mean like, I don't wanna fuck terrorists Guys I'm kidding! I like Romo I don't "like" Romo I said fuck terrorists Not I wanna fuck a terrorist You would If you woulda caught bin laden You wouldn't give him one in the butt? For America? If you said "no homo" right after you did it? It doesn't count if it's terrorists Hey little Aberdeen Come in here Yeah? Hey come sing the national family anthem Come on Usa Usa Usa Usa Usa Usa Usa Hey hey Usa Usa Usa Usa Usa Usa Usa Hey hey That's right I'm an American citizen Aberdeen Washington This is my country And just because Barrack Obama Won the presidential election Does not mean that half the country Doesn't feel the same way I do Man I came to America yeah And I live in America c'mon And I live in America I do too dad Lemme get em And I live in America Dad And I live in America Shut up Little Aberdeen shut the fuck up My bad Lemme tell em That's right I'm American
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