This'll be the last song that I write
About the things in my life I don't like
This'll be the last plan I design
Involving me being on time
I sure I've missed my chances
Balloons have dropped
The last big dance is underway
I'm Mr. New Year's Day
I'm Mr. New Year's Day
This'll be the last car that I drive
I say it every time that I break down
This'll be the last trap I survive
When you need me babe I'll be round
I am a real rock star now
Blowing their minds
From a bar now, hey
I'm Mr. New Year's Day
I'm Mr. New Year's Day
I've heard so many times now
I should've been there and how
It'll be the last show the band will play
I'm Mr. New Year's Day
This'll be the best friend that I have
I think it every time I meet someone
This'll be the last place that I rent
I promise myself and then move on
I could have been someone though
Dick Clarke or Guy Lombardo but nay
I'm Mr. New Year's Day
I'm Mr. New Year's Day