I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now, I'm ready for you
I hope, you're ready for me
I got an axe-hounds face made on a graveyard frame
Shootin' tombstone bullets, wearin' ball and chain
I'm drinkin' tnt, smokin' dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now, I'm ready for you
I hope you're ready for me
All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair
I know, you think that I ain't nowhere
But stop what you're doin' an' look over here
I'll prove to ya, baby, that I ain't no square
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you
I hope, you're ready for me
I been drinkin' gin like never before
I feel so good, babe, I want you to know
One more drink and I wish you would
I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good 'cause
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now, I'm ready for you
I hope, you're ready for me
