Jane MonheitTwisted

My analyst told me that I was right out of my head The way he discribed it he said 'd be better dead than alive I didn't listen to his jive I knew all along that he was all wrong And I knew that he thought I was crazy but I'm not, oh no My analyst told me that I was right out of my head He said I need treatment but I'm not that easily led He said I am t'he type that is most inclined When out of his sight to be out of my mind And he said I was nuts No more ifs or ands or buts, oh no They say as a child I appeard a littele bit Wild with all my crazy ideas But I knew what was happening I knew I was a genius What's so strange when you know that you're a wizard at three I knew that this was meant to be Well they say little children are supposed to sleep tight That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night My parents got frantic, didn't know what to do But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to Now do you think I was crazy I may have been only three but I was swinging They all laughed at A. Graham Bell They all laughed at Edison and Einstein Now why should I feel sorry if they just Couldn't understand tha reason and the logic that went on in my head I had a brain it was insane So I just let them laugh at me when I refused to ride On all those double decker buses All because there was no driver on the top My analyst told me that I was right out of my head The way he described it he said I'd be better dead Than alive I didn't listen to his jive I knew all along that he was all wrong And I knew that he thought I was crazy but I'm not oh no My analyst told me that I was right out of my head But I said dear doctor I think that it's you instaed Because I have a thing that's unique and new It proves that I'll heve the last laugh on you 'Cause instaed of one head I got two And you know two heads are better than one
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