I don't go out.
No I don't date.
I stay at home and masturbate.
Cause all I need is vaseline and a magazine.
All I need is vaseline and a magazine.
I'm not nice.
I don't pretend.
My right hand is my girlfriend.
Cause all I need is vaseline and a magazine.
All I need is vaseline and a magazine.
All I need is vaseline and a magazine.
All I need is vaseline and a magazine.