He picked me up around a quarter to nine,
I was a little shocked that he was right on time.
He was really well mannered as he opened my door,
He seemed like the man I was looking for.
He took me to a fancy restaurant,
And told me to order anything I want.
I went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends,
And said: "Oh my god he's such a gentleman"
He want to have a good time,
Ass I was drinking his wine.
And then I started to feel really sleepy,
And he had this creepy look in his eyes.
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So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,
I just wake up and break your neck.
It won't be worth the costs you made,
Cause this will be the date you never forget.
I woke up in the morning about half past eight,
And I couldn't remember what happened to my date.
My stomach was boozy and it didn't feel right,
I couldn't recall a single thing from last night.
My best friend Suzie called me on the phone,
And said: "Girl you really had it going on".
If you could imagine the fucking look on my face,
When I finally realized I was a victim of date rape.
I went straight to his work and shoved his face to the wall,
"I hope you had a good time mother fucker, now it's time to say goodbye to your balls".
[chorus 2x]
The moral of the story, to make myself clear,
Is that all you rapist assholes better run with fear.
I would think twice before your next date,
Cause you'll just end up someone's bitch in cellblock eight.
[Chorus:]
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,
I just wake up and break your neck.
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,
I just wake up and break your neck.
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