Tom LehrerThe Wiener Schnitzel Waltz

Now to continue with the love song, here we have the viennese waltz type of the franz lehar/johann strauss school, conjuring up images of gaily waltzing couples and probably stale champagne drun M sweaty slippers. This example is called the wiener schnitzel waltz. Do you remember the night I held you so tight, As we danced to the wiener schnitzel waltz? The music was g**, and the setting was viennese, Your hair wore some roses (or perhaps they were peonies), I was blind to your obvious faults, As we danced 'cross the scene To the strains of the wiener schnitzel waltz. Oh, I drank some champagne from your shoe. I was drunk by the time I got through. I didn't know as I raised that cup, It had taken two bottles to fill the thing up. It was I who stepped on your dress. The skirts all came off, I confess. Revealing for all of the others to see Just what it was that endeared you to me. I remember the night I held you so tight, As we danced to the wiener schnitzel waltz. Your lips were like wine (if you'll pardon the simile), The music was lovely and quite rudolf frimly. I drank wine, you drank chocolate malts, And we both turned quite green To the strains of the wiener schnitzel waltz.
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