The phone rings, it's Vicki callin' She wants me to come to the crib She says conversation's better than being lonely So I try my best to ad lib I told the joke about the woman Who asked her lover "Why is your organ so small?" He replied "I didn't know I was playin' in a cathedral." Vicki didn't laugh at all.
[Chorus] This is where she wants to be I am what she wants to see I never known a love so sweet Still I keep Vicki waiting, Alright
All is well in Gotham City The sound of terror is all you hear Sometimes a pistol takes the place of her body Sometimes her body's here But you see when crime is your only love All that matter is the present, the here and now People, people, whatever floats this joker's boat Is whatever this joker will bang
Talk of children still frightens me Is my character enough to be One that deserves a copy made? This I one day, hope to see Until then she's held at bay By my animal-like persistence Or maybe she's just to proud to say That fate (fate) brought us together And this is where she wants to stay
All is well in Gotham town This is where she wants to be I am what she wants to see I've never known a love so sweet Still I keep Vicki Still I keep Vicki Still I keep Vicki waiting (waiting)