I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
Ample parking day or night, people shouting "howdy neighbor!"
Heading on out to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind.
I like girls with big vaginas, I like girls with big fat titties.
So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.