[Verse 1: Les Claypool & Stan and Kyle]
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
[Verse 2: Les Claypool & Cartman]
Going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking, day or night
People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!"
[Verse 3: Les Claypool & Kenny]
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big fat titties
I like girls with big vaginas
[Verse 4: Les Claypool]
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine
[Outro]
*Fart*
