She's the kind of a girl
That you could take home to mother.
The kind of a girl
That makes you want no other.
She gives me a boner the size of a brontosaurus neck.
She's the kind of a girl
That you could take home to mother.
The kind of a girl
That makes you carry rubbers.
She scrubs my willie with an S.O.S. scouring pad.
She's the kind of a girl
That you could take home to mother.
The kind of a girl
Who makes your testis hover.
She sends me her panties the ones with the magic V in front.
She's the kind of a girl
That you could take home to mother.
The kind of a girl
That makes you want no other.
She's the kind of a girl
That you could take home to mother.
The kind of a girl
That you just want to bugger.
She's the kind of a girl
Whose muff you could uncover.
The kind of a girl
Who makes your nipples flutter.
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