Candace: Mom, look, don't roll your eyes at me Mom, look, just come over and see Mom, look, it shouldn't be so hard Mom, look, they built it in the backyard Candace: Once they made it winter in June Linda: I didn't see it Candace: Built a rocket to the moon Linda: I didn't see it Candace: Mom, they cause me so much pain! Linda: Now, Candace... Candace: Once they even gave me Perry's brain Linda: Oh for crying out loud...
Candace: They built a submarine, a time machine A haunted house that made me scream Drove cattle through the mall Built a giant bowling ball Blew me up to fifty feet A chariot dragged me down the street
(Candace stops to catch her breath) (La la la la la la la la)
Candace: Made their stupid clothes a fashion craze Shoelace tips a household phrase Shot me through a circus tent Always asked where Perry went. A lava flow destroy my face A giant roller derby race Thawed a caveman out of ice Built a roller coaster twice