Aych ay see two (half a canyon too) Increase Mather told her dad, yeah "I roundly disagree with you You're vocal style's to preachy All the yokels mock your teaching." But Cotton, he was just so oblivious To all their cutting pleas
Soon the townfolk took to it, In every pew they looked to him For guidance just like eyeless lambs Awaiting that ol' kabob stand The skeptics formed The nation's born They want to have it, Cotton's dream But Increase had them mounted And they burned on open fires So the word spread just like small pox In the Sudan
The gentry cried: "Give it a day!" "Give it a day!" "Give it a day!"
"Give it a day!" "Give it a day!" "Give it a day!"
Years and years have passed Since the puritans invaded our soul Just like those Arab terrorists You'll never know But today the gods can't make us quake, We see our lives as situations Eyes are eyes and teeth are teeth, Well mine are rotten underneath I got two ways we can separate from the clan
If I could fly, I could fry
I hope you profited from this bulletin And it stabilized your land You're drenched, you're fired, (You gentrified?) Your Alzheim clan, but Your father is another one of them I don't want to mention him again, cause I talked to him last night, He hates my guts We had a fight And he called you a slut girl, Why's that? What did you do to him to make him think