If you're looking for somewhere to go
Can take you to the movie show
We can sit way in the back
And I'll Jack U Off

Can't give you everything you want
But I can take you to a restaurant
And if you're not hungry
I'll Jack U Off

If you're tired of masturbating
Come aboard we can go on a date and
If you like
I'll Jack U Off

Your man ain't no good
Come on over to my neighborhood
We can jump on in the sack
And I'll Jack U Off

I'll Jack U Off
Jack U Off
I'll Jack U Off
Jack U Off

I'll Jack U Off
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I only do it for a worthy cause
You're gonna wanna give me applause
You'll have an instant heart attack
If I Jack U Off

If you really want to be a star
We gotta do it in your Mama's car
Make it in a Cadillac
I'll Jack U Off

I know where we can go
Do a little fellatio
Or if that's too much
I'll Jack U Off

I'll Jack U Off
Jack U Off
I'll Jack U Off
Jack U Off

I'll Jack U Off

Even if you're chicken baby, come here
If you're good I'll even let you steer
As a matter of fact
You can Jack Me Off

I'll Jack U Off
I'll Jack U Off