Stick the money in my pocket,
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.
Coz if you want the best-ens,
And you don't ask questions,
Then brother, I'm you man.
Coz when it comes, if there's a mystery,
It's like the changin of the seasons,
And the tide of the sea.
Coz he's the one whos driven me bazerk,
Why do only fools and horses work?